But here in Germany, there's a tale about a donkey which (sorry to be so blunt) poops gold coins! Our friend Stefan (up and coming Investor Analyst) commissioned Mary Beth to construct a life-size donkey "in action" and he provided the gold/chocolate coins. This was then displayed at a local exhibition where hundreds of people walked through.....and smiled. :)
The donkey is made entirely of cuts into cardboard, with no glue or tape to hold him together.